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Assalamu'alaykum, halo pembaca :D

Lagi males pake bahasa bule, jadi pake bahasa persatuan. Akhir-akhir ini setiap nulis post baru, aku nggak nge-share di facebook, tapi tetep aja ada yang nge-view (yang jelas bukan aku). Aku nggak tau kalian siapa, kalian di mana, gimana kalian bisa sampai blog ini, tapi... thanks. Really. :')

Jadi kemaren, tiba-tiba aku diminta adekku bikin cerpen berdasarkan iklan di tipi. Katanya kalo gak bikin cerpen, dia gak boleh ikut UAS. Gak sopan lagi minta tolongnya lewat mention twitter. Coba aja gurunya punya twitter, pastilah aku mention juga.

Bingung mau pake iklan apa. Iklan di Indonesia mah nggak ada yang berkesan, berarti. Sekalinya ada, edisi Ramadhan, sayangnya itu iklan rokok. Emoh lah aku. Mikir mikir mikir cari iklan bagus, ternyata memang iklan di Indonesia nggak ada yang bermutu. Apaan tuh, "NYOT NYOT DIKENYOT, NYOT!!" ?

Dari hasil ngeyutub, akhirnya nemu iklan ini. Yah, lumayan bermutu dan ada maknanya, gak sekedar "NYOT NYOT DIKENYOT, NYOT!!" sumpah yeyek -______-"

My Paris Veil(s)

One day, I changed the way I wear my paris veil, and my friend noticed it. She asked me: "Vivi, where did you get that long paris veil?"

The truth is, that was my usual paris veil. I just wore it in a different way.
Here's the secret, I got it from here. Check this out. Cheers, muslimah! :D

right click - open link in new tab (to larger-view mode)

Socks

Assalamualaykum, readers :D

Last Saturday night (11/24/2012) I wasn't went anywhere. OK, I actually am not going anywhere every Saturday night. I used to watch my Twitter timeline. Every Saturday night, my timeline is full with a lot of cool tweets from many accounts.

There's one account I do really notice about his tweets. It's ust. @felixsiauw account, which was that night, almost made my tears fell from my eyes. Haha, overly emotional. :'D

Ust. Felix, let me re-post your very-sweet tweets at that night. Bismillahirrahmanirrahim...

socks

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Jika lelaki berpikir tentang perasaan perempuan, itu sepersekian dari hidupnya. Tetapi jika perempuan berpikir tentang perasaan lelaki, itu akan menyita seumur hidupnya.

- Anonymous -

I don't remember how do I get this quote from, but this is true, at least for me. You?

A women may fall in love many times, but she'll keeps only three of them in her mind. The first one, the strongest one, and the last one. I haven't find the last one yet 'till I get married. :3

Secret Post

Assalamualaykum, hello readers. :D

Can you read this?

If you could read this, congratulation, you're genius in selecting white text. Applause! :D>

Honestly, this post isn't important. You may close this tab if you want. I'm just wondering what will I be in the future?

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Satu-satunya manusia yang tak pernah membuat kesalahan adalah dia yang tidak pernah melakukan apapun.

Theodore Roosevelt

#englishationsong (1)

Who's the singer? What's the title? Guess it, I have no prize for you. :p

Why did you, at that time, broke me up?
And now, you always want to meet,
And start a new love

     *reff*
What to say?
We will never be together
You're over there, I'm right here
Though my heart chooses you
     *reff ended*

#indonesiationsong (1)

Who's the singer? What's the title? Guess it, I have no prize for you. :p

Kita sama-sama masih muda ketika pertama kali aku melihatmu.
Aku menutup mata, lalu ingatan itu kembali.
Di sini aku berdiri, di atas balkon udara musim panas.

Aku melihat sinar, pesta, dan gaun.
Aku melihatmu berjalan menerobos keramaian, menyapa, kemudian aku tahu.

Bahwa kamu adalah Romeo, kamu sedang melempar kerikil.
Dan ayahku berkata, "Menjauh dari Juliet!"
Dan aku menangis di anak tangga, memohonmu jangan pergi.
Dan aku berkata,

Simplest Bride Ever

A week ago, in my auntie's home at Jember, I saw some photos of my cousin's wedding. I accidentally said, "When I get married (akad and walimah), I don't wanna put any make up on my face. I'll put them myself,"

Auntie: But why?
Me: I just don't wanna put that make up on my face. I'll look like a clown.
Auntie: Nope, you'll look so beautiful. I mean, Vivi, for a valuable moment that is just once in your life, you have to look beautiful, really beautiful.
Me: Well, I can put them myself. I know little about make up.
Auntie: Let the professionals do it for you.
Me: No! I'm beautiful on my own.

Conversation ended.

I do hate using thick make up on my face. I mean, yes, I'm using it but it's just face powder, and a little lip balm on my lips.

I once used that thick make up, when I was a senior high school student, I was chosen by my teacher to hold a flag on pawai pembangunan. It means that I have to walk around Bontang, holding flag in my hand, wearing modern kebaya and put those thick make up on my face. I done it, and.... OK, that was disgusting! I feel like a clown lost in Brawijaya.

When I get married, I'll just put some foundation, face powder, a very-little blush on for my cheeks, lipstick on my lips, mascara and eye shadow for my eyes. And I'm not gonna use them a lot, just a little. I'll put them myself. I'm beautiful on my way. I'm gonna be the simplest bride ever, hehehehe. :3

English Time!

Assalamualaykum, readers :D

I’d like to announce something. Starting now, I will try to write every post in English. Not to show you off my English ability, cz actually I don’t have any, haha! I mean, yes, I can speak English, but in a wrong way, especially for tenses, grammars, vocabularies... Well, my English is suck.

And that’s why, recently, I’ve been thinking to learn English regularly, frequently, more often. I’ve posting every tweets and statuses in English too. I wanna prepare myself, in case one day I have a chance to study abroad, I need to have a good capability in English. Aamiin.

It doesn't mean that I do not love Indonesian. Yes I do love Indonesian! How could I'm not? My point is, I wanna learn international language used by many countries around the world, of course, without forgetting my lovely Indonesian. :3

Sometimes I may post something not in English, maybe in Indonesian, if it is a quote, lyric, poem, everything that doesn’t said by me. Everyone else said them, so I’ll write it the way it said.

I may still use some Indonesian vocabularies too, like PECEL or GADO-GADO or ANGKOT, how could I said them in English? Impossibru. :p

The last, starting now, there will be a lot lot lot lot and looots of grammatical error, wrong vocabulary, anything like that, on every post in this blog. If it happens, please kindly remind me. You may comment it, or DM me, SMS me, call me, whatever... just let me know your corrections, and I will sincerely appreciate it.

I really happy when I go wrong, there’s someone who care reminds me. :D

Waalaykumsalam.

Hujan, Becek, Ngga Ada Ojek

Jadi, hari ini ba'da Dzuhur aku dan anak-anak nonton Berakin Dong Breaking Dawn di Dieng Plaza. Habis itu cuss ke toko buku diskon "TOGAMAS" beli buku ini. Katanya sih bagus. Entah katanya siapa, aku lupa. Hehehe. Pulangnya, aku basah kuyup yup yup yup kehujanan badai lantaran jalan dari perempatan ITN sampai Sigura-gura I nomer 6. Kepala senut-senut, hidung gak berenti bersin.

Taman Orang Jatuh Cinta

Emangnya kamu lagi jatuh cinta, Vi? PASTINYA DONG, sama Allah, Rasulullah, Mama-Papa adek-adek, hidupku, membaca, menulis, matematika, dan astronomi.. #kibasjilbab #nyangkut

Yuk mari monggo di bedah. Yang mau pinjem boleh call me maybe :3

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"Milih pasangan (suami, red) yang paling awal dilihat dari sholatnya, karena sholat itu tiang agama. Lima waktu? Sholat sunnahnya? Sholat di mana, di rumah atau di masjid?"

Ria Adytia Resphaty, 21 tahun, a friend of mine.

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iseng-iseng nggambar di paint.. mirip lah ya sama aku, sama-sama pesek .____.

حَنِيفاً Vidya Rizanti

حَنِيفاً bahasa arab : lurus
Vidya itu bahasa Hindu (?) apa Sansekerta (?) itulah pokoknya :p artinya Ilmu.
Rizanti *gabungan nama papah-mamah* -> Rizal + Santi

Anaknya Pak Rizal dan Bu Santi yang lurus dan berilmu. Btw, sebenernya rambutku ikal, bukan lurus :o

Aku Mencintaimu Karena Allah

Assalamualaykum, halo teman-temun :D

Belakangan ini aku sering lihat status atau tweet atau apalah bunyinya: “Ana uhibbuka fillah”, “Ana uhibbuki fillah”, “Ana uhibbukum fillah” ya semacam itulah, yang artinya memang so sweet banget: “Aku mencintaimu karena Allah.” Yang pasti status/tweet itu konteksnya mencintai bukan mahram sebelum pernikahan.

#tsaahhh Cinta macem apa itu ya, sampai bawa-bawa nama Allah?

Hijab, Why So Serious?

Assalamualaykum, halo pembaca :D

Judulnya terinspirasi dari post sebelumnya :p.

Seringkali aku ditanya temen yang belum berkerudung, yang kayaknya ada niat untuk berkerudung:

“Vi, kamu sejak kapan pake kerudung?” 

“Dari SMP,” 

“Kenapa dulu mau pake kerudung?” 

“Kata bapakku, kalo nggak mau pake kerudung nggak usah sekolah. Jualan pisang goreng aja di depan rumah,”

enak lho pisang oyeng :9

Another Random Post

Habis sempro (seminar proposal) itu rasanya legaaa...

Kemudian dikasih revisian :))
Yah, namanya juga ujian pasti ada revisi. :p

Ngomong-ngomong aku seharian ini keracunan baygon. Cerita lengkapnya? Ask me, hahaha. Males nulis di sini, bukan cerita yang bagus -..-

Kapan Anak Ayam Bisa Terbang?

Assalamualaykum, halo pembaca :D

Tagline blog ini adalah a little chicken learns to fly. Tentu saja maksudnya anak ayam belajar terbang. Tadinya mau pake a chick learns to fly... tapi, ehem, chick? Konotasinya nggak enak. Jadi anak ayam kecil aja. :p

lucu yaa pingin tak unyel-unyel :3

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"Berbicaralah yang baik atau diam."

Umar bin Khattab

Dokter Urip

Assalamualaykum, hello readers :D

Seharusnya hari ini aku istirahat aja di kasur karena sakit, guling-guling, gedebak-gedebuk, tapi malah nge-blog. Aku bosen tidur terus. Obatnya bikin ngantuk. Dasarnya aku memang nggak suka minum obat. Udah deh, ilang-ilang sendiri nanti sakitnya. Dulu kata Mamah sakit itu datang untuk menghapus dosa-dosa. Aamiin :D

Habis nekat mandi tadi (nekat karena badan hangat, kepala pusing, tangan dan kaki dingin puol) aku ngaca di kamar, mematut-matut diri, sambil gumam dalam hati, “Wah, mukaku udah bersih banget dibandingin yang dulu!”

Sayang, aku gak punya foto before-after wajahku. Foto ini aja kali ya:

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"Yes, it's easy to blame everything on the west. When in fact all focus should be on ourselves."

Maher Zain - Awaken